How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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