Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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