I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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