Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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