He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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