She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There r osticjed everywhere
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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