Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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