I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Send help, water and tortillas.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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