I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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