I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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