I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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