your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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