I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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