Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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