is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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