yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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