this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
