You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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