i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
