I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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