she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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