If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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