i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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