People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We are two peas in an std pod
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
