Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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