well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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