People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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