he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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