I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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