been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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