Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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