I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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