Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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