Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
this will be a night to untag.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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