you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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