can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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