I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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