"it" just moved
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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