from now on my penis is your penis
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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