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(212): View more from New York

i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack

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(678): View more from Georgia

i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not

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(734): View more from Michigan

Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.

(586): View more from Michigan

You raise a valid concern

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(616): View more from Michigan

He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.

(1-616): View more from Michigan

Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!

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(828): View more from North Carolina

last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.

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(310): View more from California

Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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(703): View more from Virginia

She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"

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(519): View more from Ontario

She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.

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(858): View more from California

If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.

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