you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!