Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.