Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.