I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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