I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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