Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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