Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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