Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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