shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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