C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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