He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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