We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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