Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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