I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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