So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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