tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
