is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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