Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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