I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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