Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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