Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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