but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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