Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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